S.M.I.L.E.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

1. Why do tigers like candy canes?

Because they have stripes, too.

2. What is a pig that drives a car called?

A ham-steer.

3. Why did the cats meow at the mailman?

Because they can't talk.

4. Dumbo gets upset when people call him Dumbo.

Why?

Because his name is Obmud.

5. Why do bunnies only ring doorbells on Easter?

To get some Easter candy.

6. Why did the nail yell at the hammer?

Because the hammer hit him.

7. Why did the pig oink at the farmer?

Because it saw the farmer eating a pork chop.

Sometimes My Intelligence Leaves Easily (S.M.I.L.E.)