S.M.I.L.E.

What's So Funny?

1. Why did the cow jump over the moon?

He was training for the Olympics.

2. What is an animal that rides in a car called?

A car - pet.

3. Why did the moose apologize to the other moose?

Because he made a moose-stake.

4. What did the dog say to its owner when they stopped at the traffic light?

Let me out here. I'll walk the rest of the way home. Your driving is awful.

5. Why was the kangaroo tired?

He just finished playing hopscotch and doing jumping jacks.

6. Why did the deer carry an umbrella?

Because he was a "rain" deer.

Sometimes My Intelligence Leaves Me Easily (S.M.I.L.E.)